I WANT MY LIFE BACK!!!

I want my life back, and I want it now.

I don't want to be writing briefs or reviewing them or memorizing them or reading cases on the [First and] Fourth Amendment.

I don't want to be dealing with professors, authors, publishers, charities, or tests. I don't even want to write my thesis, but I have to.

I want my life back. I want time to read. I want time to eat, sleep, and to BREATHE.

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I want my life back.

:) But on the plus side, I guess I've got one.